NY Hot Sauce Expo

Miki Sudo is a terrorist!

Shocking? No, since everyone in competitive eating knows this already. It's one of the dirty little secrets of CE, like PEDs. Saying Miki is a terrorist is like saying Will Millender is fat or Menchetti is a two-bit ticket scalper. It goes without saying.

The real crime here is that MLE lets her compete. It's actually kind of funny that I was banned from IFOCE for a minor offense while this convicted felon, who has a nasty habit of calling in bomb scares, gets to pretend that she's the all-american girl.

I'm not surprised at all though that George Shea would let this enemy of America compete. I mean, if she were just an average eater he would have banned her too, but there is too much money to be made off of her, no matter what she did or is still doing. 

This is why MLE is the most corrupt organization in the world & George Shea is the biggest crook in the world. He stands in front of the flag on July 4th & salutes

it in public while in private he wipes his ass with it. All the prize money that Sudo wins goes to fund terrorist kabals but he doesn't care one bit. He would put Ted Bundy or the president of Syria in a MLE contest if it meant more bucks in his pocket.
MORE ON THIS LATER...

Banned By YouTube!

Maria Sulkin describes her blow job technique:

Brian Seiken is a liar & a coward:

Big Sexless

I wrote a comment to EatFeats the other day. Of course OJ didn't have the balls to post it.Here it is:
On the thread Nov 25 2012 9:03 am:
The horse-faced housewife from PA is finally right about something.(Strange, coming from the nincompoop who encouraged the morbidly obese Millender to do more eating challenges.)
Beard looked like he was ready to croak when i interviewed him 2 years ago. To be compared with Jarvis, who has a tumor growing out of his face every other week, is bad enough, but does anyone want to look like Booker or Menchetti in ten years?
On a side note, when you pray for me please do it in that phony Brooklyn accent. (I could probably jerk off to that.)

I made a couple of comments today; chances are OJ, cunt that she is, won't post them.I'm gonna wait 2 hours & post them here if she doesn't.
On another matter, BB.com is rehashing the same old lies about Stoler, Menchetti, & everything else his limited imagination can conjure. About the nonsense of me improving G-Joe's sex life: Does anyone, besides pedophile Seiken believe anything this criminal says? This sub-human turd can't tell the truth, lest he be put in jail & considering all the salted meat he has ingested I doubt he's even gotten a hard-on in the last 5 years. Besides, his wife Tracy is a fat ugly cow so who cares anyway?

MLE to Eaters: DROP DEAD!

On October 30th, 2012 a hurricane hit NYC & it's surrounding areas. It was the worst storm to hit these parts in recorded history. Many of MLE's top stars(if you can call them that-the proud, the few, the IFOCE) were without power for days, some stranded due to the flooding & devastation.
Meanwhile George Shea sat in his mansion & laughed his balls off at these saps.He particularly was pleased to hear that the faux hipsters & pseudo intellectuals who live below 23rd St. in Manhattan got screwed.

When one actually reached out to him for help his reply was, "You're on your own." Shea's only concern was that the muscle relaxing drugs he supplies to his gurgitators wouldn't be able to be delivered in time for his next phony contest.
Poor pervert Brian Seiken was without internet & missed his beloved kiddie porn for nearly two weeks.Even a trip to the peep shows in Times Square couldn't satisfy him, as all the "models" are of legal age.
The mothers of Midwood, Brooklyn had no idea what kind of danger their children were in with this sicko predator hungry for toddlers loose in their neighborhood.Based on his psychological profile this ogre wouldn't think twice about abducting & chopping up a little kid.That's what sick old horny Jews do.
Meanwhile in Moonachie, New Jersey a former MLE eater had to run for the hills when his decrepit trailer was washed away by the storm.Here are some of the options this rotund weirdo pondered:
1.Moving in with sicko Seiken.That way they both finally would have a friend.Also they could take turns bending over for each other.It would be the first time either one of them got laid since the Raygun administration.

2.Rent out Maria Sulkin (Unedible). She'll let anyone sleep on top of her for a couple of bucks.
3.Take a tip from freeloaders like Kevin 'LA BITCH' Strap-on & Will 'The Mooch' Millender & move back in with your parents. (Of course the two mommas boys mentioned never moved out-they have spent their whole life sucking at the teat of their mothers.)
4.Give Sean 'Flash' Gordon a call. I hear he's got an empty bedroom now.

Too Hot To Handle

I have never eaten a hot chili pepper in my life.And I never will.
I came as close as I ever did yesterday at East New York Farms annual Hot Chili Pepper Eating Contest.
East New York Farms Project organizes youth & adults to address food justice in our community by promoting local sustainable agriculture & community-led economic development, & yes I just copied that off their website www.eastnewyorkfarms.org

I woke up in the morning thinking, "Yeah, I can eat hot peppers...if I get drunk enough!" Turns out I can't get that drunk.Plus, my breakfast of a chicken patty topped with melted mozzarella cheese(& a dash of white pepper) gave me some serious stomach pains.Imagine if I ate a hot pepper?
The guy who won, Alba, looked very familiar to me.I think I went through Central Booking with him.(If I didn't I apologize, Alba.)

I hadn't been to Brooklyn in months & had a good time with the friendly folks there.Maybe next time I'll work up the courage to actually eat a pepper!

This Is How Dirtbag Perverts Live:

Do you know what this video tells me?That this loser has completely given up hope of ever getting laid again.If you're a single guy you absolutely HAVE to keep your place clean-you never know when you're going to meet someone & bring her home.
Here, as promised, are some of the comments this monster has sent me:
Your mother sucks cocks in hell u guinea bastard---I fucked your niece up the ass wanna see the video?Her pussy smelled like you 2 inch dick---i just saw the video of seiken sucking your momma cock after she had her sex change operation---i sucked your mama ass the other day and it tasted real good
There's many more, but they are basically the same thing.It's obvious this putz has a very limited vocabulary & he is completely talentless & non-creative.
I almost feel sorry for him because I know these put-downs come out of jealousy.
He is so jealous of my musical talent, my good looks, my writing ability, & everything else that I can do & he can't that he has to resort to childish name-calling & posting lies about me.
I just laugh it off

As Hammer said, "Can't Touch This!"