MLE to Eaters: DROP DEAD!

On October 30th, 2012 a hurricane hit NYC & it's surrounding areas. It was the worst storm to hit these parts in recorded history. Many of MLE's top stars(if you can call them that-the proud, the few, the IFOCE) were without power for days, some stranded due to the flooding & devastation.
Meanwhile George Shea sat in his mansion & laughed his balls off at these saps.He particularly was pleased to hear that the faux hipsters & pseudo intellectuals who live below 23rd St. in Manhattan got screwed.

When one actually reached out to him for help his reply was, "You're on your own." Shea's only concern was that the muscle relaxing drugs he supplies to his gurgitators wouldn't be able to be delivered in time for his next phony contest.
Poor pervert Brian Seiken was without internet & missed his beloved kiddie porn for nearly two weeks.Even a trip to the peep shows in Times Square couldn't satisfy him, as all the "models" are of legal age.
The mothers of Midwood, Brooklyn had no idea what kind of danger their children were in with this sicko predator hungry for toddlers loose in their neighborhood.Based on his psychological profile this ogre wouldn't think twice about abducting & chopping up a little kid.That's what sick old horny Jews do.
Meanwhile in Moonachie, New Jersey a former MLE eater had to run for the hills when his decrepit trailer was washed away by the storm.Here are some of the options this rotund weirdo pondered:
1.Moving in with sicko Seiken.That way they both finally would have a friend.Also they could take turns bending over for each other.It would be the first time either one of them got laid since the Raygun administration.

2.Rent out Maria Sulkin (Unedible). She'll let anyone sleep on top of her for a couple of bucks.
3.Take a tip from freeloaders like Kevin 'LA BITCH' Strap-on & Will 'The Mooch' Millender & move back in with your parents. (Of course the two mommas boys mentioned never moved out-they have spent their whole life sucking at the teat of their mothers.)
4.Give Sean 'Flash' Gordon a call. I hear he's got an empty bedroom now.