Too Hot To Handle

I have never eaten a hot chili pepper in my life.And I never will.
I came as close as I ever did yesterday at East New York Farms annual Hot Chili Pepper Eating Contest.
East New York Farms Project organizes youth & adults to address food justice in our community by promoting local sustainable agriculture & community-led economic development, & yes I just copied that off their website www.eastnewyorkfarms.org

I woke up in the morning thinking, "Yeah, I can eat hot peppers...if I get drunk enough!" Turns out I can't get that drunk.Plus, my breakfast of a chicken patty topped with melted mozzarella cheese(& a dash of white pepper) gave me some serious stomach pains.Imagine if I ate a hot pepper?
The guy who won, Alba, looked very familiar to me.I think I went through Central Booking with him.(If I didn't I apologize, Alba.)

I hadn't been to Brooklyn in months & had a good time with the friendly folks there.Maybe next time I'll work up the courage to actually eat a pepper!

This Is How Dirtbag Perverts Live:

Do you know what this video tells me?That this loser has completely given up hope of ever getting laid again.If you're a single guy you absolutely HAVE to keep your place clean-you never know when you're going to meet someone & bring her home.
Here, as promised, are some of the comments this monster has sent me:
Your mother sucks cocks in hell u guinea bastard---I fucked your niece up the ass wanna see the video?Her pussy smelled like you 2 inch dick---i just saw the video of seiken sucking your momma cock after she had her sex change operation---i sucked your mama ass the other day and it tasted real good
There's many more, but they are basically the same thing.It's obvious this putz has a very limited vocabulary & he is completely talentless & non-creative.
I almost feel sorry for him because I know these put-downs come out of jealousy.
He is so jealous of my musical talent, my good looks, my writing ability, & everything else that I can do & he can't that he has to resort to childish name-calling & posting lies about me.
I just laugh it off

As Hammer said, "Can't Touch This!"